Showing posts with label Mitch Hedberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitch Hedberg. Show all posts

Thursday, April 13, 2023

Thursday thoughts from Mitch Hedberg,

 

Good afternoon everyone. here are some funny quotes for you.

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

-Mitch Hedberg.

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

-Mitch Hedberg.

"My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students.'"~Jim Carrey

"Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then."-Jim Carrey, 'Ace Ventura'.

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