Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Best quotes from Oscar Wilde

 

Good afternoon eveeryone. I hope your day has been splendid so far. Here are some notable quotes from Oscar Wilde.

  1. "You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear."
  2. "Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known."
  3. "The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."
  4. "I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."
  5. "You can never be overdressed or overeducated.""The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
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Monday, April 10, 2023

Monday thoughts from Bill Murray, Betty White, Billy Connolly, Bob Hope





Hi everyone,

I hope you're having a great Monday. Here are some amusing quotes for you.

“Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“ – Bill Murray 

“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.“ – Betty White

“When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?” ― Billy Connolly

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

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Saturday, February 18, 2023

Saturday thoughts from Bertrand Russell, Oscar Wilde, Bill Watterson

 


Good afternoon everyone. I  hope you're enjoying the weekend. Here are some quotes to bring a smile to your day.

“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
― Bertrand Russell

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
― Bill Watterson

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
― Pat Monahan

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Friday, February 17, 2023

Friday thoughts from Andre Gide, H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Allen Saunders, Dr. Seuss

 

Good afternoon eveyone. I hope you're having a great day  and that you enoy today's quotes.

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
― H. Jackson Brown Jr., P.S. I Love You
“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss

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Monday, February 13, 2023

Monday thoughts from Mark Twain

 









Good morning everyone. Have a marvelous Monday. Here are some memorable quotes from Mark Twain. I hope you find these fun and intriguing.

"The man with a new idea is a crank until his idea succeeds."
"Honor is harder to master than law."
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not the absence of it."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

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Saturday, February 11, 2023

Saturday thoughts from Winston Churchill

 

Good morning everyone. I hope you're enjoying a perfect day doiing things you love with people you  cherish. I've always been a big fan of Winsston Churchill because he's so like my dad.They were both warriors who never gave in and never gave up on any endeavor or any challenge they faced. Today I"m posting some of Winston's most famous quotes. Hope you enjoy them.

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” Winston S. Churchill

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”― Winston Churchill
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”― Winston S. Churchill
“If you are going through hell, keep going.”― Winston S. Churchill
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”― Winston S. Churchill
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”― Winston Churchill

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Friday, January 27, 2023

Friday thoughts from Albert Einstein, Sophie Kinsella, Lewis Carroll

 

Good morning everyone. I hope you're enjoying a fabulous Friday. Here ae some amusing quotes to brighten your day.

“I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”
― Albert Einstein

“I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

“If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

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Sunday, December 11, 2022

Sunday thoughts from Yogi Berra, and Winston Churchill

 



Good morning everyone. Wishing you a sensational Sunday.  Here are some quotes to brighten your day.

"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."

"It ain't over 'til it's over."

"I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod."~Winston Churchill

"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."

"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

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Thursday, December 8, 2022

Thursday thoughts from Winston Churchill, and Paula Poundstone

 



Good morning everyone, Happy Thursday. I hope you enjoy the day. Here's some inspiration from Winston Churchill and some humor from Winston Churchill and Paula Poundstone

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

"It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required."

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Wednesday's thoughts from Roy T. Bennett,

 

Good morning everyone . Happy Wednesday. Here are thoughts to inspire you and bring you smiles.

“You are not rich until you have a rich heart.”
― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

“Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.”
― Sarah Dessen

“All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
― Seán O'Casey

“A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.”
― Mark Twain


“Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”
― Richard Paul Evans,

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Sunday, December 4, 2022

Sunday thoughts from Ronald Reagan

 

Good morning everyone. Wishing you a lovely Sunday. Did you know today is National Francis Day? If your name is Francis(Like my husband) celebrate that today. It's also #LightUpaLifeDay. You might choose to give a chldren's  book to someone you love and inspire them. Here are quotes from famous people to make you smile.

 “I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”
― Ronald Reagan

 “You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. ”
― Ronald Reagan

 “I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”
― Ronald Reagan

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Sunday, November 27, 2022

Sunday thoughts from Yogi Berra, Mark Twain, Ronald Reagan, H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

 

Happy Sunday everyone. Hope you enjoy your day and these quotes bring you smiles.

“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”

― H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.”
― Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
"We've made too many wrong mistakes.~Yogi Berra
“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”
― Ronald Reagan
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Saturday, November 26, 2022

Saturday thoughts from Kurt Vonnegut

 


Good morning everyone. Here's an amusing quote for you. Enjoy!

"Happiness is an uphill battle. Wear the good shoes." -- Kurt Vonnegut

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